1. Birthday Cake. Even when it’s not your birthday.
2. Any form of carbs that come in a basket. Buttered bread rolls. Even better - bread rolls smothered in garlic. Chips, and more chips.
3. A minimum of two scoops of the creamiest, luscious, and most unforgiving-to-your-waistline ice cream after a day at the beach as it melts over your sticker fingers in the dissipating heat of a summer evening.
4. When anybody home-makes anything and offers it to you. Eat it and say thank you, even if you’re full or on a diet or it doesn’t actually taste very nice.
5. Nutella. No ifs or buts. All the time, every time, and all the time.