December 2007
71 posts
Jan: We better start looking out for stuff we want to order [online] to get them in time for Chinese New Year.
Me: I don't really buy new clothes for that.
Me: I just buy them all the time.
There are a lot of girls in Hong Kong with ridiculous names: Milk, Candy, Hippo, Winky, Barbie. Really, if you get a chance to name yourself, either go with something awesome like McLovin’ or simple, like Zach or Jake (possibly my two favourite guys’ names ever). Basic rule: Nothing that’s associated with food, okay?
I touched a dolphin today! So obviously, incredibly incredibly happy right now. I even paid an insane amount for the photo I took with it, even if I looked like shit.
Hong Kong
Everyone seems to dress better here. I seem to dress better here. Maybe it’s the ability to wear layers. Oh Singapore, why must you be 34 degrees all the time?
Thanks, universe.
A girl puked in the middle of the restaurant I was eating in this afternoon. It was the worst.
I had the most ungraceful fall just now. I was wearing tights, hopping because I was wearing one shoe and I didn’t want to dirty the floor (damn you, cleanliness!), tripped over something non-existent, and fell down with my entire body weight concentrated on my right leg. Now there’s a bruise the size of my fist above my right knee. Even worse, it doesn’t even look like I got it...
I just saw an ad for Disneyland Hong Kong, and they show kids getting haircuts there. Um. Why would you go to Disneyland to get your haircut? I mean, unless they have a way of making hair look like mouse ears, OR you get it cut by Minnie or something, it’s pretty much pointless.
I’ll be off to Hong Kong for a week, so there’ll be a lack of entries. Happy Holidays / Merry Christmas / Happy New Year.
Top #10 Television Episodes in 2007 - Sort of in...
10. Lost - Through the Looking Glass 9. Heroes - Five Years Gone 8. Dexter - Resistance Is Futile 7. The Office - The Job 6. Supernatural - What Is And What Should Never Be 5. Friday Night Lights - Mud Bowl 4. 30 Rock - Fireworks 3. Pushing Daisies - The Fun In Funeral 2. 30 Rock - Greenzo 1. Friday Night Lights - State I still feel like I should be watching more TV. ...
We talk a lot, maybe we should get married.
Parents: So are {} and {} together?
Me: No. Could you please stop asking me that all the time?
Parents: We always see them talking to each other, are you sure they aren't?
Me: Oh wow, I talk to Hester a lot too. Maybe we're lesbians, maybe we've been together for years and years. Maybe that's why I signed the letter to repeal penal code 377.
They ask me that ALL the time about two random people that they see talking.
FAIL AT LIFE.
Hidzir just told me he once failed at making decent canned soup. As a friend, I am utterly, totally disappointed.
I believe this is my longest post ever.
I attended a wedding yesterday. If, in the future, you attend my wedding, please make sure I don’t have the following: 1) A cheesy slideshow that includes ”growing up” pictures from my awkward phase (which is basically, me from 9 to 17), a track from 101 Best Love Songs from the ’90s, or any default font in Powerpoint. 2) Wedding pictures that look more awkward than high...
I can't believe this is an actual movie. →
Stef: Those mints suck, they're supposed to be chocolate mints, but they neither make your breath fresh or give you happy chocolatey feelings.
Melissa: Is that why they're called Irony?
She wasn't kidding. They really are.
Sean: Aren't Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey related?
Me: WHAT?
Sean: Yeah, go check.
Me: That's impossible, they're like, on opposite ends of the awesome scale.
I have no idea where he gets his information from.
“It still woRs pRetty good, except the ey is missing, and foR some Reason the R...”
– Someone selling his keyboard from 1999. Best of craiglist is a great read.
I just spent the last hour drawing an aeroplane for my animation project. It still looks like a flying ninja dolphin. Which is admittedly, the coolest thing I have thought of, but not something I really need.
I would just like to say, my apple crumble turned out to be awesome. BUT REALLY, how can anything with 200g of sugar be anything but ?
Dad: What do you call an active monk?
Me: Oh god...
Dad: A monkey!
Dad:
This is a great example of the jokes my dad constantly tells me, and then proudly says he made up on the spot.
WatchI have no idea how the guys at College Humor are coming up with consistently more awesome Hardly Working videos.
While making apple crumble...
Dad: Finally you're becoming domesticated.
Me: I'm not a mouse.
He proceeded to spend the next 5 minutes trying to tell my brother's cockatoo that I was indeed, a mouse.
Falling Slowly - Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova ...
The latest issue of National Geographic features the most badass dinosaurs ever. Even more badass than velociraptors and T-Rex. To give you an indication of how scared I am of T-Rexes: When I was about 7, I shared a bunk bed with my older brother (I had the top bunk). Within the first week, I had a nightmare where I was eaten by a T-Rex who popped its head through my bedroom door and chose to eat...
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WatchWhat’s that, you little ginger fag? CH office = dream workplace.
Dad: Really, have you ever seen a rhino shit?
Me: WHY are you bringing this up again?
Dad: No, really, have you?
Today's one of those days where I tumblr...
Last night I dreamt that I was on an expedition to Nepal. It involved giant plates of broccoli and poisoned Mentos sweets. There was probably a ton of other weird stuff.
“Eh if you want to sell stuff you better post at Mocca now cause it’s free...”
– My younger brother on Mocca’s current promotion. He meant Shih Tzu. It’s evident how tired I am, because I laughed at this for ages.
My mind's doing cartwheels
Jan: It's rumored that Feist and Bird and the Bee are coming for the Mosiac festival.
Me: holy cerap
Me: hpcay
Me: HOLY
Me: HOLY CRA
Me" where di you here
Me: where
Me: you HEAR
Me: but where WHERE did you hear
Me: omg
Me: omgomg
Me: ogomgomgogmogmogmogm
Disqus vs JS-Kit?
I just checked my Disqus account and realised people had been commenting. I totally assumed those comments would be forwarded to my email (like livejournal), so I just assumed everyone was too lazy to click to comment. (or um, nobody was reading this). I might change comment systems though, cause even though Disqus is super pretty, I have no idea how to…...
Agent Wee →
The Safe House is a spy-themed restaurant/bar in the US. WHAT. Why aren’t there places like that here?
Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day →
I can think of only one person who would enjoy doing this as much as me. Remember kids, “The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor.”
