My younger brother’s back from Hong Kong. I love him, but it sucks going back to being second fiddle to my mom. She’s shouting at me already.
I made that animation in class today. All it does is flap its ears and wave its tail, but DUDES I’M SUPER PROUD. I MADE SOMETHING MOVE ON A COMPUTER.
Sometimes HD gives me goosebumps.
I’ve already mentioned my love for clouds. Have I told you I love watching timelapses?
This is Lorene's delayed reaction to a discussion...
Lorene: Wait! Isn't buttcrack and cleavage the same? There's a line right? I don't understand why can't just pretend.
Yunru: You won't expect a butt to wear a bikini!
Dad: *sings a song from the 60s"
Me: *sings the next line*
Dad: How do you know this song?!?
Me: I don't know, maybe cause you sing it ALL THE TIME?
This situation has played out a hundred and one times.
Oh no. His hands are normal colour. :( :( :( He should be white all over. He...– Hidzir, after I showed him this. Who notices stuff like that?!? The truest sign of a geek.
Me: Where's he going?
Mom: He's going for a jig.
Me: He's going to dance?
Mom: No, JIG!
Me: ... You mean gig?
I was rewatching Heroes episodes from last season, and I had no idea why I had to pause for 10 seconds just to dissolve into a fit of giggles at the sight of Mohinder trying to hold down a door with Peter vs. Sylar on the other side. I also giggled at him with a broken nose this week. Oh Mohinder, you’re so pretty, you’ll look ridiculous in anything close to badass.
A guy proposes to his girlfriend on live TV. She... →
I saw a guy wearing a shirt with a panda’s face and the word “Rock”. I was thoroughly confused, until I realised the panda had angry red eyes. Pandas can be badass too!
She asks for a demonstration and as usual, Matt Saracen is adorable, and then...– TWOP on last week’s Friday Night Lights. Sometimes I want to kidnap their recappers and put them in my brain so everything I say will come out snarky and awesome.
What the what!
I have a mosquito bite on my armpit right now. I have no idea how this happened considering I was wearing a top with super tight sleeves (so tight, that I can’t even do the whole take-off-your-bra-without-taking-off-your-shirt thing). I also have a bite the flap (?) of skin in between your fingers, and on my ear. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
I cried myself to sleep last night, which I haven’t done in forever.
Me: Does it (Yan-Yan Biscuit) taste better with the frosting?
Melissa: No, but it tastes cuter.
When people ask me what I’m going to do with my life, what internship I’m going to choose, what elective I’ll choose in the third year, whether I want to be a journalist or a director or a DJ or a producer, I have nothing to say. Sylvia Plath, however, puts it perfectly:“I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig-tree in the story....
The Ten Video Games That Should Be Movies (and the... →
This list is both geektastic and fantastic. Also, that probably is the worst description I’ve ever written.
My house smells like a toilet right now. Excuse me for sounding like a douchebag, but I hate cheap air fresheners.
Why did he write to her, “I can’t live without you”? And why did she write to him, “I can’t live without you”? For he went west, she went east, And they both lived. - Carl Sandburg, via Medine.
Talking trash: “Your mama’s so fat, she could eat the...– Kelly Kapoor, ILU.
Beer Pong →
I love how ridiculously detailed that wikipedia entry is. With a whole section for shot techniques!
This is boring at first, but it gets consistently awesome throughout the whole video.
I dreamt last night that my toes were teeth, and my teeth were toes. It was the weirdest shit ever.
A guy with a guitar is hot. A guy with an accent is hot. And a guy who can make...– About Flight of the Conchords in Salon.com’s Sexiest Man 2007, which basically pwns People’s list.
30 Rock Overload →
But this is too awesome not to link to. A LIVE PERFORMANCE!
Sometimes I don't know how to express my...
Joram: Your glasses are nice.
Me: Thanks, I really want to get cat-eye ones like Tina Fey.
Mr. Guo: Why would you want to look like Tina Fey?
Me: Because I loooooooooooooove her.
If my brain hadn't been fried from filming in the hot sun, I would have answered appropriately - "Why wouldn't I want to look like Tina Fey?"
I have zero to none school spirit. So the fact that I offered to be a videographer for this makes me really pissed off at myself. The use of the word RAWK!! with 2 exclamation points behind (and always behind.) makes me want to club baby seals. (Or something.)
Hester: I have to stay in schoo tmr till like 8+ for the Jedi Masters talk.
My mind: Blown.
What is this and why I have I not heard about it before?
ETA: It consists of more computer+animation talk and less of "How-to-win-a-lightsaber fight". How disappointing.
I don’t think there are more Asians than Chinese… right?– Fred, ever the genius.
Last night's episode of How I Met Your Mother
Marshall: Lily doesn't chew loudly.
Ted: Dude, c'mon, this isn't news. Why do you think I call her Chewbacca?
Marshall: I assumed because she's loyal, wears shiny belts and I resemble a young Harrison Ford.
I wish I could call someone Chewbacca.
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves →
I can’t believe no one told me that there was a full version of Werewolf Bar Mitzvah till now! This won’t make sense if you don’t watch 30 Rock.
One day I wish I could wear shit like this and this and not care about what people say.
Someone's been over-thinking Disney characters
Hidzir: I've told you how winnie the pooh disturbs me right?
Hidzir: Dude he wears a shirt...but no pants! i mean wtf?
Hidzir: Whats the point of the shirt in the first place. Wearing a shirt implies he has a sense of shame hence clothing, which makes the no pants thing so fucking creepy. I always imagine a really fat guy walking around in a tight red shirt pantless.
Me: He's just a bear! A really cute one who loves honey! What's not to love?
Hidzir: No pants! Omg! How can nobody else not be frightened by the exhibitionist bear?
I like how I had to capitalize the beginning of every sentence after copying the conversation from MSN.
Note to Self: Episodes left for...
30 Rock - 5 Friday Night Lights - 9 Heroes - 5 House - 6 The Office - 1 (ONE!!!)….. (oneeeeee) Pushing Daisies - 4 Supernatural - 4-6
NBC fires 102 The Office crew members →